Dear Queenie,
The other day when I walked into my son’s bedroom he was [masturbating – Ed.] I was so embarrassed I started to laugh. I told him he should keep his door closed and cover himself up when he does things like that, but I couldn’t stop laughing all the time.
Queenie, now what should I do?—Flustered mother
Dear Mother,
Apologise to your son for laughing and explain that it was because you were embarrassed, and from now on knock before you go into his room even if the door is open.
Then have his father or some other man in the family or the family doctor have a talk with him about sex and growing up