Q: What did the corn say when it was complimented?
A: “Aw, shucks!”
Q: Why did the corn stalk get a medal?
A: Because it was outstanding in its field!
Q: What do you call a corn that tells jokes?
A: A corny comedian!
Q: What’s a corn’s favourite type of music?
A: Popcorn!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s popcorn?”
Q: Why did the corn get in trouble?
A: Because it was ear-responsible!
Q: What’s the coolest part of corn?
A: Its corn-rows!
Q: How does corn stay healthy?
A: It gets plenty of corn-ditioning.
Q: What’s a corn’s favourite game?
A: Husk and seek!
Q: What did the butter say to the popcorn?
A: “You make me melt!”
