Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?
A: Where is pop corn?
Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews!
Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!
Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: Why don’t you starve in a desert?
A: Because of all the “sand which is” there.
Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q: What is a pretzel’s favourite dance?
A: The Twist!
Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam (Edam is the name of a Dutch cheese).
