What type of photos does a turtle love to take?
Shellfies.
Why is a snake difficult to fool?
You can’t pull its leg!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a wolf that notices everything?
An awarewolf.
What do you use to count cows?
A cowculator.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What happens when two giraffes collide together?
A giraffic jam.
What time do the ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs!
