Q: What is the biggest danger for a baby octopus?
A: Squid-nappers!
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles!
Q: Why can't an octopus commit a crime?
A: They don't have a bad bone in their body! (An octopus doesn't have bones.)
Q: How do you call an octopus who plays guitar?
A: A rock-topus!
Q: What do you call a relaxed octopus?
A: A calm-ari!
Q: What do humans and octopuses have in common?
A: Two sets of forearms (or four arms, in the case of the octopus).
Q: What is the favourite food of an octopus?
A: Ten-tacos!
Q: How does an octopus propose to its sweetheart?
A: "I would like to ask for your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage."
Q: Why did the octopus have to leave the party?
A: It pulled a mussel dancing!
Q: What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
A: Two octopuses shaking hands!
Q: Where does an octopus go to sing?
A: The choral reef!
Q: What do you call a group of squid?
A: A squad!
