What’s a chip’s favourite dance?
Salsa!
And, what was salsa doing in the grand parade?
Chippin’!
Why did the horse not join the dance competition?
Because he has two left feet.
What is the owl’s favourite dance move?
The hooooooola hoop.
What is the most exciting pie to dance with?
The merengue.
What did people say about the drunk man’s dancing?
He was staggering!
Why doesn’t the skeleton like to dance?
He has no body to dance with!
What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk.
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
What do cows like to dance to?
All types of moosic!
What is good for your soul but not your soles?
Dancing!
How do hens dance?
Chick to chick
