Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
A: Dinomite!
Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
A: Its tricera-bottom.
Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles.
Q: Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
A: To become ex-stinked!
Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn't see you.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A: A blast from the past!
Q: What do you call a palaeontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: Scientists recently discovered a new dinosaur that was very intelligent...
A: They named it Thesaurus!
