Why don’t sailors like buying new hats?
They're afraid of cap sizing!
What do sailors eat for breakfast?
Boatmeal!
What vegetables do sailors hate?
Leeks!
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them sea better!
I met a sailor who liked putting helium balloons in his ship…
Whatever floats your boat I guess!
What are 3.14% of sailors?
Pi-rates!
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecasted?
It's the clam before the storm!
Where did the flying boat land?
At the air-port.
What do techy pirates wear?
An i-Patch!
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What happened when the blue boat and the red boat crashed into each other?
They were marooned!
Who is the fastest sailor in the world?
Usain Boat!
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
How do you get a good deal on the boat?
When there is a sail on it.
What’s a sailor’s favourite laundry detergent?
Tide!
