Q: What tea do football players drink?
A: PenalTEA!
Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.
Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For fowl play!
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: Which insect didn’t play well in the goal?
A: The fumble bee!
Q: How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
A: Hide the ball; it drives them nuts!
Q: Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
A: They might be cheetahs!
Q: Where do hungry football players play?
A: In the Supper Bowl.
Q: Which quarterback can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them; a crossbar can’t jump!
Q: Which football game do cats like to watch?
A: The Goldfish Bowl.
Q: What did the bumble bee runningback say after he scored a touchdown?
A: Hive scored!
Q: What lights up a football stadium?
A: A football match!
Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?
A: They egg them on!
Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
A: They prefer cricket games!
