I planted the wrong flowers...
Oopsie daisy
Why is Incredible Hulk a good gardener?
He has green fingers.
What do you call a cheerleading herb?
An encourage mint!
Why couldn't the gardener plant any flowers?
He hadn't botany!
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
Which vegetable is always shivering?
A chilli.
I tried my best to make an herb garden…
But I just couldn't find the thyme.
What part of a plant has the most friends?
The bud.
What do trees drink?
Root beer.
What do you call a tree from another planet?
An extra-tree-restrial.
Why should you avoid arguing with a cactus?
They make too many good points.
Why are plants bad cheerleaders?
They only root for themselves.
