What do you say on January 1?
Last year just seems like yesterday!
What do snowmen do in the New Year?
Chill out.
Where do you find Google during January?
The Winternet.
What’s a New Year resolution?
A to-do list for the first week of January.
What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Day?
She got 12 months!
What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?
Hoppy New Year!
What does a ghost say on January 1?
Happy Boo Year!
What do cows say on January 1?
Happy moo year!
What is corn’s favourite holiday?
New Ears Day!
Why do you need a phone on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the New Year!
How many seconds are in a year?
12! January second, February second, March second…
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abbie!
Abbie who?
Abbie New Year!
