Q: What is a sailor’s favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: C (Sea).
Q: Why was the sailor put in time-out?
A: He was naughty-cal.
Q: Why did the sailboat want to dance with the motor boat?
A: Because he liked her a yacht.
Q: What do sailors play when they’re bored?
A: Cards – because they always have a deck.
Q: How do you make a sick sailboat feel better?
A: Give it some Vitamin Sea.
Q: Where do you take a sick sailboat?
A: To the nearest doc.
Q: How do ocean sailors say hello to each other?
A: They wave.
Q: When do sailors eat dinner?
A: Maritime.
Q: Why did the sailboat crash into the dock.
A: It was closer than it a-PIER-ed.
Q: Why was the sailor so early for the party?
A: He got there Schooner than expected.
Q: What laundry detergent do sailors use?
A: Tide!
