What does the cat say after making a joke?
“Just kitten!”
Why does a cat make a horrible DJ?
Because it always paws the tunes.
What song does a cat like best?
Three Blind Mice.
Where did the kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
“Me-ow.”
What do you get when you cross a ball and a cat?
A fur ball.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What’s a cat’s favourite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
What colour do kittens love the most?
“Purrple.”
What’s it called when a cat ruins the furniture?
A cat-astrophe.
Why do cats make great bosses?
They have great littership skills.
How does a cat say goodbye?
“See ya litter!”
