Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip?
A. The mewseum.
Q: What colour do cats like the most?
A. Purrr-ple.
Q: Why are cats so good at video games?
A: Because they start with nine lives!
Q: Why did the kitten want to go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit.
Q: Which vegetable do cats like the most?
A: As-purr-agus.
Q: What do you call a cat that can convince you of anything?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Q: What did the cat say when it met the mouse?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call an old Tom cat?
A: Grand-Paw.
Q: What happened when the cat ate the clown fish?
A: It felt funny.
Q: What do you call a buccaneer with a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate.
Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be?
A: Purr-cussionists.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.
