Q: Which school does an ice-cream man go to?
A: Sundae school.
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees.
Q: What is the best place to grow flowers in a school?
A: Kinder-garden.
Q: What did the paper say to the pen?
A: You have a good point.
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
Q: Which school do surfers go to?
A: Boarding school.
Q: Which school supply is tired?
A: A nap-sack.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Q: What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket?
A: Smarty pants.
Q: Why don’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
A: Because they are always spotted.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
Q: What vegetables do librarians like?
A: Quiet peas!
