Sports & Music Jokes

Sports & Music Jokes

Q: Why did the nacho start dancing?

A: Because they put on the salsa!

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

A: They both need a good batter!

Q: Why are babies good at basketball?

A: They love dribbling!

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?

A: Because they dunk them!

Q: What do ghosts dance to?

A: Soul music.

Q: What is an insect's favourite sport?

A: Cricket!

Q: What did the dancer feel after five hours of practice?

A: The agony of de-feet.

Q: How can you make the heart dance?

A: Just give it a beat.

Q: What type of music are balloons afraid of?

A: Pop music!

Q: Why was the musician arrested?

A: Because he got in treble!

Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she's always running away from the ball.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Benjamin.

Benjamin who?

I’ve Benjamin to the music!

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