Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: What is a boxer’s favourite drink?
A: Punch.
Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter?
A: Tee!
Q: What is a banana’s favourite gymnastics move?
A: The splits!
Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups.
Q: What do wrestlers’ drinks come in?
A: Six packs.
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Q: What is something you can serve, but never eat?
A: A volleyball!
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies and milk?
A: Because they love to dunk!
Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: Because they are always dribbling!
Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
Q: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
A: “I’m a wiener!”
