Q: What kind of pictures do elves like to take?
A: Elfies!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the Caribbean?
A: A puddle.
Q: How does the gingerbread man cover himself in bed?
A: With cookie sheets!
Q: What do you call a reindeer who never says “good morning”?
A: Rude-olph!
Q: How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What falls at the North Pole and can’t get back up?
A: Snow!
Q: What happens when a snowman meets a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
A: He got 12 months.
