What kind of candy is sweet, but never on time for their date?
Choco-late.
Do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
Yes, they are very scent-imental creatures.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What did the raspberry say to his Valentine?
I love you berry much
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What shade of red is your heart?
Beat red!
What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny.
What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
I love you with all my art.
What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
