Pick up lines that will definitely get you laid on your next night out
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I walk by again?
- I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda (American pronunciation) tonight!
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
- When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
- Your hand looks heavy – can I hold it for you?
- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
- My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
- You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
- Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
- Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
- Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my thoughts all night.
