Buzzworthy Jokes

Buzzworthy Jokes

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

A bee just stung me!

 

Q: What did the flower say after he told a joke?

A: I was just pollen your leg!

 

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

 

Q: Where do bees sit?

A: On their bee-hinds.

 

Q: What pollinates most of the world's crops and doesn't take any of the credit?

A: A humblebee.

 

Q: What do you call a bee you can't understand?

A: A mumble bee.

 

Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A: A spelling bee.

 

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey.

 

Q: What do bees order at McDonalds?

A: Humburgers.

 

Q: What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?

A: A maybe.

 

Q: How do two flowers greet each other?

A: Hey bud, how’s it growing?

 

Q: How do bees get to school?

A: They take the school buzz, of course!

 

I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!

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