Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath!
How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a witch?
I don’t know, but she will need a very large broom!
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music!
Where do you find a missing ghost?
At his favourite haunt!
What is the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What do little monsters eat?
Alpha-bat soup!
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul’s Day!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
It dampens their spirits!
Did you hear about the angry mummy?
Yes, he flipped his lid.
What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Spare ribs!
What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat?
A scaredy cat!
Tongue Twister:
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Limerick:
If your conduct is proper and right
Then the spooks on Halloween night
Should they happen to call
Will not harm you at all
And the witches will quickly take flight!
