Why did the calypsonian stand on a ladder to sing?
He wanted to reach some high notes.
What tasty barbecue food is the most musical?
A drumstick.
What is the musical part of an iguana?
The scales.
Where did the musician leave his keys?
On the keyboard.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What type of music are balloons scared of?
Pop music.
What makes music on your head?
A head band.
What is the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can't tuna fish.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What types of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.
Why did the chorus hire the baseball player?
Because he had perfect pitch.
