What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?
A yak of all trades.
How do you get a yak drunk?
With a bottle of Cogn-yak.
How did the yak almost die?
Cardi-yak arrest.
What do you call a yak that is full of himself?
Egomani-yak.
What do you call a yak fortune teller?
Zodi-yak.
What do you call a yak that can chisel concrete?
Yakhammer.
How does a yak win the lottery?
By hitting the yak-pot.
What do you call an animal that’s a know it all?
Braini-yak.
Did you hear about the zoo animal that was totally out of control?
He was a mani-yak.
What's more amazing than a talking Yak?
A spelling bee!
What nursery rhyme do they sing in the Himalayas?
Yak and Jill.
What kind of car does a yak drive?
A Furrari.
