East Coast, I know you shaking right
Down South, I know you bouncing right
West Coast, I know you walking right, cause
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swinging right
I have this friend, who likes to dance and when he dances, he puts your girl in a trance. Okay good, so give she the Maggie…LOL.
PLEASE ignore that.
There is a friend of mine that I want to talk about and she definitely enjoys dancing, but I’m not sure about the trance or Maggie parts. For the sake of anonymity, let’s call this friend Kayla. Kayla’s coming to St. Martin for the Carnival season and has already put in a MAJOR request. I mean, it’s not even a request, because I don’t have a say in the matter. Kayla put in a command.
She’s coming on the same day “Avengers: End Game” hits the theatre and we’re going to watch it on premiere night. No questions asked – three hotdogs and all (I mean it is a three-hour movie, right?)! Usually, I hate being told what to do, but we haven’t seen each other in about four years, so I can turn my “stubborn” off temporarily.
BUT! Now I think that there may be a small rift in the universe (not Marvel’s universe) that might cause me to miss that movie afspraak. Her name is Keri Hilson and this love is taking all of my energy. Big, big God. I contemplated going to that Soulful Concert because of Ashanti, and Keyshia Cole was a major plus, however, Keri Hilson is that trump card baaaaayybbyyy!
Soulja boy’s voice: Keeeeeeyshia??
Woo-child. Giovanni already let the public of St. Martin know that if Keri calls up anyone to dance with, he’s going – no questions asked. He will defend the fate of the universe – I mean the island. Why does it feel like I’m forgetting about something in this seemingly obsessive run on about Keri Hilson? Probably, it’s the lack of oxygen to my brain because Kayla is stepping on my neck? LOL #Facts
Mind you, I could be completely wrong about the date the movie is dropping and this entire article would’ve been in vain. But I am sure that you’ve been entertained. #Bars #TooMuchFreeTime
But yeah, guys, I’m going to shoot my shot to Keri Hilson’s management in hopes of landing a photoshoot opportunity. Maybe I’ll take Keri and Kayla to watch End Game? Sitting next to the beautiful Keri Hilson, plus entertaining old friends. *Gets Doctor Strange to find out all the possible outcomes.*
I guess because Carnival is “our” “culture” I should tell you guys to be safe and enjoy it, but I know all too well you won’t listen. Oh well. *Makes use of my Tony Stark-like sarcastic humour.*
*Cues Dilemma by Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland*
