What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel.
Why did the coral start a blog?
To share its sea-crets with the world!
Why did the manta ray want to talk to the diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man conversation.
What was the coral’s new year resolution?
To improve its shell-f esteem!
What do you call a scuba diving cow?
A “moo-rine” biologist!
Why was the coral always calm?
Because it knew how to go with the flow!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
Who grants fishes’ wishes?
A fairy cod mother.
Why are corals great at telling stories?
They always have a current theme!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clam-bulance.
What kind of fish only comes out at night?
A star-fish.
What kind of fish belongs in a circus?
A clown fish.