Finny Sea Jokes

Finny Sea Jokes

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel.

Why did the coral start a blog?

To share its sea-crets with the world!

Why did the manta ray want to talk to the diver?

He wanted to have a manta-man conversation.

What was the coral’s new year resolution?

To improve its shell-f esteem!

What do you call a scuba diving cow?

A “moo-rine” biologist!

Why was the coral always calm?

Because it knew how to go with the flow!

What do you call a lazy crayfish?

A slobster.

Who grants fishes’ wishes?

A fairy cod mother.

Why are corals great at telling stories?

They always have a current theme!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

How do shellfish get to the hospital?

In a clam-bulance.

What kind of fish only comes out at night?

A star-fish.

What kind of fish belongs in a circus?

A clown fish.

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