Dear Queenie,
Just read the complaint from “Invaded” (Thursday, August 16, who complained that when her father visited her house he goes through everything, including personal things, and, without being asked, fixes things that need repair).
Could Invaded please send her father to my house! Let me know what he prefers to eat and drink, so I can make sure it is stocked in the kitchen.—Faithful Queenie fan
Dear Faithful fan,
I am always glad to hear from my fans, and I hereby pass on your message. I am sure Invaded – and my other fans – will take your point without further comment from me.
