Dear Queenie,
A girl I know and her boyfriend just can’t keep their hands off each other. Even in church they hold hands and hug and kiss each other. Everyone laughs at them behind their backs, but no one ever says anything to them about the way they behave.
Queenie, shouldn’t someone tell them how (not) to behave in public?—Distracted parishioner
Dear Distracted,
If this couple’s behaviour is as disruptive as you say, surely the clergyman or -woman conducting the service has noticed and that is the one who should have a word with this couple and counsel them about proper behaviour in public in general and particularly in church.
