Worried wife

Dear Queenie,

  My husband likes to be naked in the house all the time, even when he is cooking or doing the dishes. I’m afraid someone might see him like that, but if I say anything he just tells me if I don’t like it not to look at him.

  Queenie, is this kind of thing normal?—Worried wife

 

Dear Wife,

  Apparently it is normal for your husband. As long as he cannot be seen through the windows or when someone comes to your door, I see no problem.

  If necessary, put curtains or blinds on the windows, and cover him up before answering a knock on the door.

  And be sure to thank him when he cooks and/or does the dishes, while having some therapeutic supplies handy in case he spills something too hot on a tender part of his anatomy.