It seem dat those politicians
In Great Bay
Love Andrew Dick
Late nite tricks
Becauz all of them
Now running after Dick
Is it because they like Andrew?
Or, are they just afraid of the
Size of his stick
Cauz he coming with a real
Big, big stick
And he calling for justice
From them
Ministers
So for the Prime Minister
To save the day
She went after Mr. Andrew
on meet the press day
And she hold on real tight
With all she might
Te Mr. Dick
Preventing a big brawl
Right there in the conference
Hall
Between the honorable
Minister
And Mr. Andrew Dick
And by that she
Saved
Mr. Andrew Dick
From getting lick
By ah minister
With his judicial stick
Mr. Andrew Dick
You think yeh slick
But always remember
You could get away with
A political trick
But tez very hard
For you to kick
Against ah political prick
Even though your
Name is Mr. Dick
Raymond Helligar aka “Big Ray”